Dictionar de statusuri YM

Acest articol trebuie considerat o simpla satira. Nu loviti in mesager, nu ma intrebati daca am ceva cu manelistii sau cu moldovenii sau cu altii, cum s-a mai intamplat in trecut!
Le-am primit pe mail si le impartasesc cu voi. Have fun :))
Iata in sfarsit, status-urile de mesenger explicate si grupate pe categorii:


Dictionar status Yahoo Mesenger RURAL

În prispa=online
Sunt la prashit=busy
Plecat la oras=stepped out
Îmi bat nevasta=be right back
Iesit la poarta=not at my desk
Mi-am luat mobil=on the phone
Sunt cu vicleshug=invisible to everyone
Doborât de bautura=offline

Dictionar status Yahoo Mesenger EMO

True (online)
Mananc si plang (busy)
On the roof (stepped out)
Cumpar lame (be right back)
Probez noile insigne (not at my desk)
Nu am chef sa vb cu nimeni (on the phone)
Wishful thinking (invisible to everyone)
Cadeeeee ! Emo down. (offline)


Dictionar status Yahoo Mesenger MOLDOVENESC

Cari dai o beri? (online)
Biau (busy)
Biau di rup la mat (stepped out)
Suntim la chioshc…sa biem (be right back)
Sunt sub masa/ dupi casa (not at my desk)
Cari dai beeep cu secret ai? (on the phone)
Citesc eticheti/ Ma doari capu’ (invisible to everyone)
Coma alcoolica (offline)

Dictionar status Yahoo Mesenger POLITIENESC

Raportez (online)
Fac proces verbal (busy)
Trecut la rutiera (stepped out)
Il bat p-asta si vin (be right back)
Duc plicu acasa (not at my desk)
Scuze sefu’!Nu stiam. Gata, l-am iertat (on the phone)
La biblioteca (invisible to everyone)
Cazut la datorie (offline)

Dictionar status Yahoo Mesenger ECUMENIC

Spovediti-va! (online)
Bag matanii/ Trag clopotul (busy)
Dupa anafura sau inmormantare (stepped out)
Degust impartasania (be right back)
La nunti/botezuri/cumetrii (not at my desk)
Bat toaca, da buzzz! (on the phone)
Imbracat civil (invisible to everyone)
Sunt la mama dracu’ (offline)

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