Bancurile de luni :)

Un arab a l’aeroport:
> * Name?
> * Abdul AlRazhib.
> * Sex?
> * Three to five times a week.
> * No, no, I mean male or female.
> * Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
> * Holy cow!
> * Yes, cow, dog, even sheep.
> * But isn’ t that hostile?
> * Horse style, doggy style, any style!
> * Oh dear!
> * No, no, deer run to fast!

Un baietel privea atent la un preot care-si repara gardul de la gradina. – De ce ma privesti asa de atent, fiule? intreaba preotul. – Vreau sa aflu ce zice un preot cand isi da cu ciocanul peste degete!

I: Ce se intampla daca se consuma Viagra cu preparate cu continut bogat in fier?
R: Scula iti va arata permanent nordul…

Un manelist la magazin intreaba vanzatorul:
-Biscuiti este?
-Nu “este”, “sunt”.
-Da rahat sunt?
-Da, esti!

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